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fallingintothedenouement:

fallingintothedenouement:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

Via love yourself so no one has to
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